garberville

kookie, meth addicts, 2 highschool graduates from the neighboring town, murder mountain, so much weed. eel river cafe has some bomb ass pancakes.

while in Garberville I saw a lady shopping with her tits out with coke on her lip

by Jdub_7 August 6, 2023

Garable

When one is more than gullible

Guy1 “That guy in our year I heard he use to slam all the bitches overseas when he went to study abroad”
Guy2 “Omg for real?”
Guy1 “yeah I was there too”
Guy3 “fuck do you reallly believe that? What a lemon… so garable”

by xx_skunkweed420_360noscope_xx October 21, 2023

garple

An instrument using gerple hair, is usually pruple.

It is made with a base similar to a flute, but the end has a piece of silicone that you must keep moist using oil.

It makes a "glerphlerglepglerp" sound.

Person 1: "Do you know what a garple is?
Person 2: "What the fuck"

by glubbert November 4, 2023

Gambler's Fellatio

A Monopoly enthusiast's idea of their chances of getting a blowjob. Always wildly inaccurate - they have none.

Guy 1 - I'll trade you New York Avenue for Baltic Avenue.
Guy 2- go screw.
Guy 1 - I think that girl is giving me the blowjob face.
Guy 2 - I think you are succumbing to the Gambler's Fellatio.

by Nrubemit January 7, 2024

Garglebop

It is used in sentences to tell someone to hurry up

"yo bro garglebop the basketball court"

by amaterasiu January 7, 2024

Garley

Garley the perfect narcissist, she can be a bit of a handful, not the best gf, but for sure an amazing friend. She most likely has her heart locked away but the right person who probably doesn’t exist will maybe some day open it

Garley is the best

by Gargeous November 20, 2023

GargleBlick

Passionately sucking the meat off a nigga meat.

Damn shorty that gargleblick sent me to Valhalla.

by TmeZenith November 28, 2023