Corn Goblin

Corn goblins are antivaxxers dwelling in the Midwestern region of the United States. Corn goblins are typically seen in crowded public spaces without a mask.

“Did you hear about that dude that got duct taped on that Frontier Airlines Flight?”

“Yeah, he was some corn goblin from Ohio or some shit.”

by corngoblin666 August 10, 2021

Passed out Goblin

An unintentional ski goblin, when the goblin is most likely h'd on js

That passed out goblin is totally h'd

by Ski Goblin January 27, 2009

godling

A person that believes in God with the same unyielding faith of a child who believes in Santa Claus.

It's funny how godlings believe in God just because they are told to believe in Him.

by Duane the Unrelenting October 4, 2008

Glizzy Goblin

Not to be confused by a Glizzy Gladiator or a Glizzy Gobbler, a Glizzy Goblin could be categorized not for the speed in which they consume the Glizzy but how many Glizzies they could handle or take in.

Cameron: “I’m back, WOAH where did all the Glizzies go”
Raphael: “ Robert the absolute Glizzy Goblin got greedy and took them all”

by SirRaphael August 4, 2020

Queef Goblin

A complete nerd. A queef goblin or Q.G. is usually a person with large glasses, irritating voice, and a nonsocial hobby.

There is a BIG queef goblin in my chemistry class, he belongs in the Q.G. club!

by Meghan Bananergee July 9, 2010

Goblining

Goblining usually relates to video games (in particular first person shooters such as Call of Duty).

The act of goblining involves tucking yourself away in a corner, preferably under or behind native flora such as shrubs or tundra (man made objects such as overturned fridges can also be used) and lying in wait for an enemy to run past.

Goblining is a legitimate tactic and is used to defend objectives such as a capped flag in domination or a planted bomb in search and destroy. It should not be confused with camping, which is a similar tactic - however camping involves ignoring the objective completely.

Man the other day I was playing COD4 and I went in to defuse the bomb and this guy was prone in a nearby hay field underneath a tractor! That was some epic goblining skills right there..

by vlastanovak March 16, 2009

Goblin Mode

A variation of the cowgirl sexual position in which the person on top has their hands and feet planted onto the other person. Also often involves grunting and occasionally manic laughing.

“Heard you got lucky last night.”

“Oh yeah man, she went full Goblin Mode on me. It was wild.”

by Ickglockma November 10, 2021