Gary Sanchez

A Gary Sanchez, is a punishment given to a fat girlfriend. while wearing a cowboy hat and clear stilletos and watching your favorite episode of GEORGE LOPEZ, insist you have sex in the family room. Straddle her and begin to tear her nose up with your man parts then right as your about to let loose, move ur l'l man to her ear and bust a nut right into her ear drum

Big jeff: yeah, me and beatrice were watching George Lopez last night
Tiny:the one wear jason shoots roids?
Big Jeff:ya, its my favorite, and she had forgot to buy me some oreo doublestuffs today at kroger....so i gave her the old Gary Sanchez
Tiny:What. A. BADASS!

angry whopper

by Big Balla 21666 July 14, 2009

gary glitter

Blowjob, oral sex performed by a woman to a man

Oh man, that girl just gave me a Gary Glitter in the garage, it was just unreal.

In the cabin, she was just itching to give me a Gary Glitter, but I decided to pull chute and get out of there with Stev-O

by Johnny Two Shoes July 20, 2008

Gary Stu

A male version of a Mary Sue.

Mary sue Gary Stu

by AsdfghjkllaLlama January 2, 2012

Gary Bollans

A reference to the male reproductive organs, testicles or eggs.

She was so angry with him for having a bad game that she kicked him right in the Gary Bollans

by Supersimo0 August 10, 2006

gary colemann

is a nascar driver #25 and his car is red and yellow

gary colemann likes to drive nascars real fast

by gary colemann December 12, 2007

Gary Noob

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.

Person 1: Robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Gary Noob.

by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011

Gary'd

To slap ones face due to a nervous twitch, excitement or failure.

He messed up, so he Gary'd himself.

He over talked while his boss was trying to talk, so he Gary'd himself.

That rendering is nice, so he Gary'd himself due to great enthusiasm and eagerness.

by Guillermo Rodriguez January 8, 2014