gary the snail+dirty sanchez=gary sanchez
Pedro-"last night I let Maria sit on my face, and all I got was a gary sanchez.
Pedro-"last night I let Maria sit on my face, and all I got was a gary sanchez.
by haleyroxcox July 7, 2011
A Gary Sanchez, is a punishment given to a fat girlfriend. while wearing a cowboy hat and clear stilletos and watching your favorite episode of GEORGE LOPEZ, insist you have sex in the family room. Straddle her and begin to tear her nose up with your man parts then right as your about to let loose, move ur l'l man to her ear and bust a nut right into her ear drum
Big jeff: yeah, me and beatrice were watching George Lopez last night
Tiny:the one wear jason shoots roids?
Big Jeff:ya, its my favorite, and she had forgot to buy me some oreo doublestuffs today at kroger....so i gave her the old Gary Sanchez
Tiny:What. A. BADASS!
angry whopper
Tiny:the one wear jason shoots roids?
Big Jeff:ya, its my favorite, and she had forgot to buy me some oreo doublestuffs today at kroger....so i gave her the old Gary Sanchez
Tiny:What. A. BADASS!
angry whopper
by Big Balla 21666 July 15, 2009
At least Don Zimmer saw Pedro coming before he hurled the old man to the ground , even Pedro wouldn't stoop to Dirty Gary Sanchezing people.
Dirty (Gary) Sanchez -The cowardly act of sucker punching someone who is restrained and on the ground.
by NeubyChicago August 25, 2017