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by Sparly seratonin September 26, 2023
Get the himalayan fur goblin mug.When cousins are all at the beach surfing, and one has a totally hairy chest while the others are all baby-seal-slick, that hairy cousin has Francis Fur.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
During a family get together, Uncle Kurt told everyone a surfing story:
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
by No Tango and no Cash September 28, 2023
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Fur pursuit - the act of chasing a furry, pinning it down, and aggressively fucking the shit out of the five thousand dollar filed abortion suit
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by Dickwad21 June 5, 2022
Get the Fur burger mug.On December 18th, if you so much as exist, full immunity to Fur-Day Immunity Day is forced onto you. Therefore, you must participate in Fur-Day if you have a furry friend.
Shawn: Oh no, Fur-Day is in 2 days.
Dean: Don't worry man! Tomorrow is Fur-Day Immunity Day! We'll be fine.
Shawn: You may be right, but today is Fur-Day Immunity Immunity Day...
Dean: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Dean: Don't worry man! Tomorrow is Fur-Day Immunity Day! We'll be fine.
Shawn: You may be right, but today is Fur-Day Immunity Immunity Day...
Dean: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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