Fishing

When a creepy ass man is in a park with a fishing rod, and at the end of the fishing rod he has a candy bar. He is standing on a van and is fishing for children.

Kid: Mom what is he doing?
Mom: Don't come close he is fishing.

by waklsdjf;klasdjfklasf May 29, 2018

Shark fishing

Shark fishing: wanting to fuck with enormous emotion.

Person 1: id go shark fishing for you

Person 2: oh my god let's go fuck me now

by Babyhitmehard December 11, 2016

Jelly Fishing

when a person is sagging and their crack is visible aka plumbers crack and a friend who simply cannot resist temptation sticks their finger in the crack and wiggles it around. originates from Sponge Bob

Jerry: Fine this is what jelly fishing is...

Amanda: Did you just stick ur finger in my crack??...

Patrick: Thats what she said! OH WASSUP!

by Jellyfishers unanimous. November 14, 2009

Skeezer Fishing Team

1. A group based in dunnellon florida that fishes for skeezers and gets crunk

Damn those guys in skeezer fishing team are badass

by sft 993 January 13, 2010

fly-fishing

When a person with a penis lets it hang slightly out of the open fly of their underwear or pants, looking for all the world like a bit of bait.

I saw like 42 different dudes fly-fishing at Folsom. I wonder if any of them caught anything.

by Trixie Mayhem September 24, 2014

FB Foto Fishing

People (mostly female) posting pictures of themselves , always posing , never really doing anything , for the likes and "you are soooo pretty's".Fishing for compliments.

posting pics of oneself , mostly posed and solo, on their FB page , in order to receive compliments on their looks - FB Foto Fishing.

by Deandonedidit July 11, 2012

Fishing in the dark

You and me goin fishin in the dark lying our back and countin the stars with cool grass groooooowwwwsssss!!!!!!

Him #1: Did you and her go fishing in the dark lying our back and countin the stars with cool grass grows?

Him #2: yes.

by Memphis h September 18, 2021