pole fucker

When a women masterbates with a bed pole or a type of pole instead of a dildo

That girl rides that pole like a pole fucker

by batman1998353 May 12, 2015

Stunned Fucker

Someone is stunned beyond belief and happens to be a fucker.

Kaleb says " You know, that guy who breaks into my dad's chevy and breaks the master lock key off in the cylinder instead of using, the chevy key sitting beside him. Not guna lie he's a stunned fucker."

by Canabiz December 13, 2022

Ghost Fucker

Someone who consistently claims to have one or more sexual encounters but NEVER specifys a name or anyting.

A Ghost Fucker will always avoid giving any information of whom they had a sex with but still claims to have had sexual relations with said unknown person.

Chad: Yeah bro I totally crushed two girls the other day I had them screaming bro!
Fred: Oh really who were they?

Chad: Aw come on bro, no face no case.
Fred: Chad, don't be a ghost fucker.

by JakeTheSake June 5, 2016

Spaghetti Fucker

A guy who sticks his dick in a oven mitt full of spaghetti and fucks it.

Josh: Hey Dave did you hear about the spaghetti fucker?
Dave: Yeah man, he blew his load in it and made his own carbonara sauce out off it.

by Shitbird327 October 6, 2018

wrinkle fucker

(A homestuck weapon) John Egberts hammer made of two irons (wrinkle remover things) and a pogo stick

Wrinkle fucker is amazing

by Ryguy186 May 2, 2017

Tickle fucker

A ruthless individual who will stop at nothing to tickle his or her victim into a hysterical state. This person definitely wiggles their fingers in a threatening manner in between tickle assaults.

Stop wiggling your fingers at me, you tickle fucker! Haven't I suffered enough?

by Little Mingo December 27, 2016

Bat Fucker

Someone that doesn't seem to care for shelter-in-place or quarantine guidelines.

My neighbor stopped by and the bat fucker just kept creeping within my 6 feet.

by Jwoz March 26, 2020