Fucktarded

When a smart person has a moment were they seem like a fucktard.

I was fucktarded this morning I was wearing my Mario shirt but I called it Mickey mouse.

by Kermit the Capitalist November 29, 2016

fucktard

One who is both lacking in intelligence and basic coordination. Term may alternately describe a person of low intelligence whose primary purpose is for sexual activities (see also dumbcunt).

That kids so stupid he gives britany spears someone to make fun of. what a fucktard.

He doesn't love her and she's too stupid to see that's she's just his fucktard.

by Jonathan Roland November 25, 2003

Fucktard

Someone who is fucking retarded.

Kelsea is a fucktard.

by Daniel Fields January 4, 2008

fucktardedness

Something that is fucking retarded

I'm sick of all this fucktardedness, lets go snowboarding

by Oni Stiles August 7, 2003

Fucktard

A person who displays an enormously idiotic personality, inevitably resulting in some sort of accident, mistake or mishap that only that person (and others who display this personality trait) could accomplish.

Ok so everyone else finished a their whole list of things to do for this very very important event "Daniel"...did you get the one and only thing we asked from you? No? You stayed home and blazed it all day? what a Fucktard!

by Domino77 February 3, 2010

horsedick fucktard

The most beautiful person ever ever ever. A LOVELY GIRL.

she's so lovely, you may even say she's a horsedick fucktard!

by hazelpene October 19, 2010

fucktard

a fucking retard

You are such a fucktard!

by smileypoo October 6, 2008