Florida alligator ride

a woman that rides a mans dick but she goes to high and brakes the mans shaft

Hank: I dumped my girl friend because she did the Florida alligator ride.
Billy: DAMN.. That's why we got a divorce
Hank: Let's go to the bar and get wasted
Billy: Then lets engage in homosexual sex in the anal gland

by bidickbobby November 6, 2019

florida sunrise suprise

The act of a girlfriend surprising her boyfriend during his morning shower by creeping quietly into the bathroom and throwing the curtain open and proceeding to piss all over shower stall and his legs and feet

My girlfriend me got me good this morning with the Florida sunrise suprise

by dpatte26 December 31, 2013

Florida Meat Clown

The act of covering one's penis in make up or paint and slapping some one across the face with said penis.

Vittorio didn't have time to put on make this morning so Mike gave him a good ole fashion Florida Meat Clown.

by LemmeLickems July 3, 2015

Florida Air Academy

A private, college preparatory boarding schools for men and women in grades 6-12. Located in Melbourne, Florida it is in close proximity to the Atlantic Ocean.

florida air academy

by AlumnusofFAA July 14, 2009

Florida State University

The elite university in the State of Florida. The oldest historical campus in the State of Florida. Usually sends it's rejects to the University of Florida.

That poor bastard couldn't get accepted to FSU, I guess he has to enroll at UF.

by Steve Spurrier June 30, 2004

Florida Field Goal

Having someone chug a beer, the half way through, they are kicked in the nuts with a steel toed boot, then they must finish the beer chug.

Dude did you hear what Walstrom did last night? He did 10 freaking Florida Field Goals....IN A ROW!

by T Dubb June 18, 2007

Florida International University

FIU or Florida International University, is a public research university in Miami, Florida. It is one of the largest universities in the United States, and is highly-ranked in many areas such as Business, Law and Architecture. Their athletic teams are named the "Golden Panthers", and play on many on-campus venues, such as FIU Stadium, home of the Golden Panthers football team.

Kyle is originally from New York, but he moved to Miami to attend prestigious Florida International University.

by FIUpanther February 29, 2008