Jizz Fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 20, 2024

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Fair use

Isn't going to convince me to not murder a kid over what you're doing here.

Hym "Yeah, fair use is not going get me to tolerate what is happening here and I'm not going to let you have it without paying."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

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fair doozies

Fair enough, Fair Do's, Alrighty

I mean Fair doozies

by Deliriousinthemind March 18, 2021

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Glasgow Fair

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.

"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"

by AwrightPal August 8, 2015

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Is this fair

No. It isn't. M

Hym "Is this fair that the father of the Georgia school shooter is being charge? No. He is clearly a scapegoat intended to placate the masses so they don't start looking for other people to blame. I heard rumors of a second shooter. I heard they were targeting a coach. I wonder why..."

by Hym Iam September 6, 2024

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Fair Use

Like a small dick 🤏 mine is and yours isn't

Hym "Mine is fair use and yours is not. Get the money. Bring it here now. They want to make a point about equally and they don't have a right to enforce their ideology. I'm not going to let them steal it and I'm not accepting and conditions. Bring it here. Let's go. I'm not going to sit and let you play dumb with me so you don't have to pay. Ignoring it until it does away didn't work for me either. So let it go before I kill one of your kids or I'm going to kill one of your kids."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025

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