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Flash Gordon

When you smoke a cone whilst chucking a shit and you time it so the cone punches as the shit leaves your asshole
I just did the gnarliest Flash Gordon the toilets fucked
by Tommy cox November 19, 2014
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flash block

v. Manually placing opaque paper, such as an envelope, over an abnoxious flashing advertising banner--so that it is easier to concentrate on signing into a social networking site (using a complicated password), or to concentrate on writing a gripping response to an intense incoming message, for instance.
"Gotta flash block that trailer or I'll never get in!"
by WorldofAshcraft June 1, 2007
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Golden Flash

.... wait what is a flash? who the hell even knows!
Go Zips!!! and ... that bird with teeth, what is that supposed to be anyways? what is a golden flash?
by zainea13 December 10, 2009
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flash bang

(verb) When a kid goes crazy late at night and decides to act gay and moons you and shows you his balls.
Joe always flash bangs us at the trampoline
by megagrind May 6, 2006
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cock flash

The act of a male slapping his dick across the face of another male or female
Hey man I totally cock flashed my brother this weekend!
by Ralph bigdick September 17, 2007
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flash mob

Flashmobs, group who are likely less than 1 degree of seperation from each other meet up and attempt to get the media to pay attention, before going back to their subversive blogs.
A furniture store was closed and had to be opened by the manager to allow the "spontaneous" flashmob in. He saw the chance for free advertising and got it with TV news.
by bebble September 4, 2003
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flash bastard

A person who looks at a lot of shitty art in quick progression. This occurs frequently when douche bags want to appear cool and knowledgeable.
1. Everyone on tumblr is a 'flash bastard.'
by Suckmydickorkillme August 12, 2010
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