An elderly man whos health has been effected from past activies in his life. Usually from being a party animal and taking it too far for too long of a time. An eskimo is a man who has abused drugs and lost his mind, contracted a vast variety of STD's from unprotected sex with too many partners, has diseased skin from the harmful effects of artificial tanning, no money from too much gambling, a nasty cough that sounds like a dog barking from lungs full of tar from too much smoking, and no money from gambling too much.
"you see that guy wearing the winter hat puffy coat and talking to himself?"
"ya why"
"whys he dressed like an eskimo its 100 degrees and the middle of july?!?!?"
"he must have partied too hard when he was younger"
"ya why"
"whys he dressed like an eskimo its 100 degrees and the middle of july?!?!?"
"he must have partied too hard when he was younger"
by politician October 13, 2012
Get the Eskimo mug.The epitome of charm, wit and attractiveness. With her long hair and crazy cool charisma and love for all things chocolate, she brings all the boys (and girls) to the yard.
Loves her friends unerringly, they're her extended family. Love her family unerringly, they're her life.
BEWARE! For she is like a siren, and once you're under her spell... there's no going back.
Loves her friends unerringly, they're her extended family. Love her family unerringly, they're her life.
BEWARE! For she is like a siren, and once you're under her spell... there's no going back.
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In winter:
Bill: Yo Alan, what you do last night son?
Alan: I picked up a hooker.
Bill: Right on sucka. How'd it go?
Alan: We got our freak on and then I had to give her the ol' Eskimo Surprise.
Bill: Yo Alan, what you do last night son?
Alan: I picked up a hooker.
Bill: Right on sucka. How'd it go?
Alan: We got our freak on and then I had to give her the ol' Eskimo Surprise.
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