Eskom

the state-owned electricity company in South Africa that used to be the best that ever was, but thanks to a stroke of genius to "save electricity" and fire all their experienced workers all in the span of January of 2008, they managed to invent load-shedding and create adverts for people to use less of their product.

i don't even know what else to put here, cuz they've got so much drama, but all i can say is now the people are mad, the workers are mad, the substations are blowing up, the machinery's being destroyed, the workers demand raises, and we're still sitting in the dark, waiting for the lights to go on so that i can finish my homework.
thanks, Eskom, for making me fall farther behind.

"you can always rely on Eskom to turn off the lights so you don't have to!" - said no one ever

by Byakuya's left sock November 15, 2022

Eskimo Reach Around

A sex act where a male or female places a ice cube under their partners balls, then attempt to jerk them off from behind and get them to finish before the ice cube melts.

Oh my god Brenden, i gave patrick the quickest Eskimo Reach Around last night.

by asorie July 14, 2023

Trash Eskimos

the homeless

Look at those Trash Eskimos in their dumpster igloo.

by eku12 October 16, 2008

Battered Eskimo

An Eskimo female who's been covered in batter from a busted but.

The poor battered Eskimo is gonna be a shell of a human being if you keep taking her pussy. Not even a full shell, not even a half shell, really just a shattered mess.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

Hoba-eskaloba

This word can be used to describe an acrobatic movement or a successful trial.

Yesterday I trained alot, and now I am able to do the hoba-eskaloba!

by N.H.H. February 19, 2021

sneaky Eskimo

Someone who is sleeping or unaware gets nutted on the face and ice thrown on them

My friend wouldn’t wake up so I gave him a sneaky Eskimo

by Japoncho July 11, 2023

it's lit esketit

combination of the phrases lit and esketit, with the two words rhyming, creating a harmonious syncing that only individuals with intellectual quotas above 200 will be able to comprehend. the phrase is used to express one's exuberance towards something, as well as to distinguish the genius minds apart from those of peasants.

Gareth: "It's lit esketit"
Ryan: "Pleased to make your acquaintance, fellow intellectual"

by ryui October 10, 2018