Douche Clot 

scummy person, jerk

You are such a f***** douche clot

Douche Clot by Lisa M Piccininni October 6, 2012

Douche tat 

Any unoriginal tattoo, that a douche gets for the sake of having a tattoo. Such as but not limited to, their own initials/name, star(s), inspirational phrases, band logos/symbols, and the mother of them of them all, last but not least, the classic douche bag must have, the tribal half sleeve.

~"Have you seen Logan lately?"
~"Ya, he's covered in douche tats"

Douche tat by Kingduce69 September 6, 2013

douche drain 

When an annoying person rambles on about their issues to the point you begin to feel sick.

That never ending conversation with Greta about how she loved Hansel but was sick of him shitting all over her left me with a bad case of douche drain.

douche drain by SMK-TG January 13, 2014

Douche pistol 

Someone that is so douchy they just shoot douche all over the place. The level of douchebag is so high you are vulnerable to being hit by this douche spray so becareful when chillin' nearby such monstrosities.

Generally used in the form of "d pistol" for a shorter version mainly because a douche pistol should not entertain a nanosecond of your time.

Wow that guy is wearing an Affliction shirt, Ed Hardy pants, has Hep C, listens to Bret Michaels, and is from Scottsdale Arizona.

Yeah he is your typical d pistol.

Nice Ed hardy tank bro!
Thanks!
Yeah those guys are douche pistols...

Douche pistol by Bboxed June 13, 2014

douche ammo 

n. Girls that are brought along to a club or social function that are expendable. If a random guy tries to cut in on your group these girls will serve as a perimeter protecting the hotter chicks you're dancing with.

Dylan: "Look out man, the douche crew's moving in."
Trevor: "It's cool man, start unloading the douche ammo."
Dylan: "Quick, to the center with the hotties!"

douche ammo by Lomonte95 July 22, 2006

Douche Wagon 

Douche Wagon- Commonly used to describe a person who has taken their douchebag triats too far and a more powerful description is needed

Hey dude why is he in a stroller at the party...

He's doing it for attention...he's a total douche wagon.

Douche Wagon by Fa Heat May 3, 2010

Douche-truck 

Any regular pickup truck with a suspension/body lift that brings it from a suitible ride height, to an over-compensating gargantuan stance. Usually with the lift kits, massive unnecessary mudding tires and bowel shattering exhaust systems follow suit. The people who primarily operate these road dwelling abominations are those with more money than brains, and are primarily on a lower evolutionary intelligence scale then the rest of human kind.

"ohh fawk der bud, just got ma paycheck from the rigs. gon go get one of dem fawkin chevy douche-truck fawk. Jus lift er' up n' giver fawkin buck eh! ohh yawp. fer sher"

Douche-truck by n!kki August 3, 2012