dog

is a dog tf you looking this up

your dumb to look up dog

by gayratlove June 24, 2020

dog

a perfect creature which will always love you and is the perfect thing to exist but sadly it's life span is an average of 13-15 human years and then will not be there for you so use those years wisely and love it when asks for love keep it well or else I WILL COME TO KILL YOU!

aren't dogs a perfect creature

by guy-goay-gay January 10, 2019

not dogs

a hot dog bun without the weenie,just toppings that would normally go on a hot dog ususally created when the hot dog is removed and is nasty (overly burnt,lighter fluid taste, gray meat,etc)

had some hot dogs that were nasty the other day so i jus turned them into not dogs.

by masta dragon red April 12, 2010

Dog.

Asian food.

Asian: Fluff food time!
Fluff: (can't bark because is food)
Asian mmmm dog...

by Depression.is.neat September 27, 2019

Turdy Dog

Beyond "dirty dog," a "turdy dog" is someone who shits all over his friends.

Morris showed how much of a turdy dog he was when he dumped his date and ditched his friends at the concert.

by Pistol Packing Pappy December 26, 2014

Dog Comet

When a dog, eh, cleans up after himself on a carpet by scooting around with it's butt dragging.
What is left behind is called a "Dog Comet."

Exponentially worse with larger dogs.

"I don't know what my dog ate but he's leaving dog comets all over the house."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 21, 2013

Dog Dynasty

The world-renowned 5-star Chinese restaurant founded by Daimo.

“Wanna head over to Dog Dynasty after school?”
“Yes, I’ve been yearning to eat there!”

by cringe terminator July 28, 2019