Dinosaur

A person who is old.

"My grandma has lived for so long!"
"She's such a dinosaur."

by madness03 April 3, 2016

dinosaur

Progressive rock musician, fan, or affiliate.

Brotha, check out this new Mars Volta shit - yeah, I thought that dinosaur shit was dead too, but this is wack!

by BRADLEY April 22, 2004

Dinosaur

A bird stuck in the Bermuda Triangle

I watch Jurrasic Park it has dinosaurs

by laser_fox March 10, 2021

lick the dinosaur

Giving an elderly woman oral sex.

Come here and lick the dinosaur!

by GMan the grey July 22, 2021

The Angry Dinosaur

When a girl is going down on a guy and he punches her in the forehead and she bites his dick.

“I gave her the Angry dinosaur last night. Hurt like a bitch but man was it hot!”

by DarthRoxy January 1, 2018

playing the dinosaur game

When someone is “playing the dinosaur game”, it means they don’t have internet connection/service.

“Can you text Davey for me real quick?”

“Sorry, I can’t, I’m playing the dinosaur game.”

by starstruck_x May 18, 2024

Dinosaur

Dinosaur (s) are people who don't know how to work the "gizmos of today".

*key clicks*
(3 seconds later)
*key clicks*
(4 seconds later)
*key clicks*
Man: Gosh, your such a dinosaur!
Grandma: at least I know my grammar.

by Lexy_Boy May 19, 2019