Divorce Diet 

The diet you go on while you're going through a divorce, resulting in losing excessive amounts of weight due to worrying so much.

Person 1:Man, I lost like 30 pounds this month
Person 2:Divorce Diet?
Person 1:Yeah....

Divorce Diet by My parents got divorced. May 27, 2009

Fancy Diet 

A diet cola served with a lime.

"Can I start you guys with something to drink?"
"Yeah we need a tea and a Fancy Diet."
"Ok a tea and a Fancy. Got it. Be right back."

Fancy Diet by Chuxg November 30, 2013

californian diet 

The Californian diet: Consists of going on the sesh 5-7 days a week and getting off your bonce on cocaine in conjunction with going to the local gym to take selfies in the mirror getting in the way of the people who, stupidly, spend their days actually exercising, while uploading them onto Instagram with inspirational posts.

Lyndsey: "Charlotte! How did oh lose 100 pounds in just a week?"
Charlotte: "I've started the Californian diet and I'm loving it"

californian diet by ImmaFyouUp February 16, 2017

Whole foods plant based diet 

Do you wanna cure your cancer, osteoporosis and be super healthy while you do so? Try the whole foods plant based diet, void of “decaying cooked bovine flesh” and “baby cow growth fluid”. You will live longer, healthier and more fullfilled lives. Try it today, Doctor recomended! *100% not vegan propaganda*

What the health and cowspiracy totally changed my mind about my awful meat eating ways. I got rid of my cancer due to my whole foods plant based diet.

Whole foods plant based diet by SaraSleigh February 12, 2018

new york disco diet 

When a party girl or drunk girl swallows a cum load after giving a blow job to a man.

That club rat was so skinny she must have been on that New York Disco Diet

new york disco diet by MakeShift September 7, 2007

Fatkins Diet

A weight loss plan for the female morbidly obese in which the participant becomes pregnant and loses the pounds since she is now eating an exorbitant amount for two instead of one. Then at the end of 9 months, the participant tops it off by "birthing away" any remaining undesirable weight.

Did you hear about Jennifer? She was on that show I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant because she was so fat she didn't notice there was a baby in her. Ironically, she ended up losing a lot of weight.
Ah yes, the ol' Fatkins Diet

Fatkins Diet by Fatropolis May 10, 2011

fatkins diet

atkins with carbs, in other words, the diet most all of us are on all the time.

She's way too skinny - she should try the Fatkins Diet.

fatkins diet by Ron Rabie May 14, 2008