dick

all fortnite gammers

oh shit you're a fortnite gammer
you must be a dick

by lonely-blond-boy February 10, 2019

No dick

A man that is very cowardly and a pussy and sucks gay cock and is most likely gay.

Bro you are acting like a no dick.

by Bignutti January 17, 2019

dick

A standard unit of measure for practically anything.

It costs 5 dicks in the store. (price) It was 4 dicks long (measurement).

"How do you get to main st?" "It's 3 dicks south and 4 dicks to the east and you'll see it right on the left". (directions)

by dickbeem October 23, 2017

Dick

1 A word relating to a male part, the penis

2 that guy you probably hate.

3 Something you'll never get

1, Jessie: Oh man i'm totally getting some dick tonight!

2, Max: Damn, Jared is such a dick

Larry: I know right, the biggest dick in the world

3, your life is sad.

by The big ol truth, sorry bucko January 28, 2019

Dick

A Logan paul

An dick is a douche

by Fatcatsaregroopeys November 9, 2018

Dick

1. Something you do not have.
2. Nonexistent.
3. Appears not to be there.

You: Wanna see my dick?
Girl: it doesn't exist.

by Hailioli October 8, 2017

Dick

a large thing people put in their mouths.

joe : bro can I have a dick?
bob: sorry man we just sold out.
(slurp)

by savage rad February 12, 2019