dildo

What us gay men love to shove up our asses when we get horny and no men are around. Dildos come in many sizes and have many different features. Great for relief of sexual tension when my boyfriend isnt around.

Mike couldnt find his boyfriend Sonny so he just used a large purple dildo instead.

by Zarathustra November 21, 2007

Dildon't

(noun): derogatory term in the genre of douchebag, used by a comparison reference to emphasize that an individual is far worse than a dildo.

"That guy's worse than a dildo. He's a dildon't."

by Chanceous September 30, 2007

Dildonic

(adj.) A psychological dependency on mediated mechanical technology and rejection of human relationships.

Participate in life, don't live a dildonic existence.

by Ann_Arbor_gg January 16, 2009

Dildo Face

Dildo Face derives from the Latin word Dildo and the Greek word face. It is used to describe someone who has a dildo on thier face but it can be used to annoy people

Jeez Luke is such a Dildo Face!

Shutup Dildo Face!

by Jaycum November 15, 2009

20 feet dildo

Something you don't want shoved up your ass.

A: Hey! Look what I found!
B: Oh my god! A 20 feet dildo, please spare my ass.
A: *Aims*
B: *Runs*
B: NOOOO! I'm hit!

by Xyience January 6, 2008

daldo

term used reffering to the shocker, spocker, or rocker

"dude, that chicks gonna have a daldo in her tonight!"

by k. a. b. April 14, 2008

Alarm Clock Dildo

Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.

Man! Alarm Clock Dildo's are cheap!!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003