commit despacito

Similar to go commit die. Very poweful not to be used lightly. After use, this phrase prevents your victim from coming back, as well as engaging their cringe detectors to the maximum amount possible, making total annihilation the only outcome.

You should commit despacito

by Spicy_Memer April 2, 2024

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hugh despensor

A joke where one person says "Imagine if _____ married Hugh Despensor..."
Then the other person says "_____ DESPENSOR!!!!!"

Person 1: "Imagine if Lava married Hugh Despensor..."
Person 2: "LAVA DESPENSOR!!!!!"

by Babadebababa May 3, 2024

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hugh despensor

A joke where one person says 'Imagine if _____ marries Hugh Despensor...' and the other person replies with '_____ DESPENSOR!!!'

Person 1: 'Imagine if Semen married Hugh Despensor..."
Person 2: 'SEMEN DESPENSOR!!!!!'

by Lordnahtanoj May 4, 2024

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wheel of despair

Bad things keep happening in a life that makes a person experience a spinning wheel of despair. See also pit of despair; well of despair; depression; sissyphos.

First my mom died. Then my gf left me, my father got heart disease, I quit my degree and my dad cheated me out of my mothers will. Although I have had a few prexious good moments, everything seems to come back. And worse than before. It is like I am stick in a wheel of despair.

by UrbanMolb February 14, 2017

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netflix and despair

When you know that there will be no netflix and chill tonight, only disappointment. So you just watch some show and contemplate on your despair.

See also netflix and sleep, netflix and angry, netflix and sad, and married netflix and chill.

Did you netflix and chill last night?
Of course not, there was only netflix and despair.

by hazelnutbiscotti July 3, 2018

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