Disney Dad

A father (usually divroced or separated) who tries to compensate for his absence by giving his kids everything and taking them everywhere during visitation.

My ex is a Disney Dad, he takes the kids to the zoo, the game, the movies, the carnival and shopping all in two days, when its his weekend with them.

by T.L.R. July 13, 2009

D.A.D.S (dads)

“Day after drinking shits”

“I shouldn’t have drank so much last night, the D.A.D.S are killing me.”
“The D.A.D.S?”
“Yeah, it means day after drinking shits”
D.A.D.S (dads)- day after drinking shits

by bigtiddiegothgf February 24, 2019

dads a goat

A man called Andrew who has one ear.

Yer dads a goat lad

by Goaty boy July 18, 2020

Dad Knees

Men who wear shorts that stop above the knee have a case of the dad knees. Mostly popular pre-2000's with middle-aged men (dads).

Billy had a growth spurt so we're taking him shopping for new shorts to cover his dad knees.

I can't find any decent shorts here because they're all dad-knee style. I don't even own boat shoes to go with them.

The 80's dad-knees style is coming back in a big bad way with hipsters.

by Faux Foe July 6, 2016

indian dad

Kumon.

"InDiAn DaD DeMaNdS YoU TO GO TO KuMON"

by The_Mighty_Hank September 17, 2019

emo dad

Every member of Fall Out Boy

Pete is such an emo dad

by Breadbin urie's forehead September 21, 2017

Dad Rage

The intense burst of rage that a father gets when he finds out his child just crashed his new car.

Dad:"You did WHAT! DO U KNOW HOW MUCH THAT CAR COST!"

Freind:"Dude your dad has a serious case of dad rage."

by LO15 May 17, 2010