The Crispers

The "crispiness" of a sip of a carbonated beverage is measured by how intense the bubbles sting your tongue. The very first 2 sips of a carbonated beverage are the "crispiest" and are known as "the crispers".

"Would you like to share this soda with me? I will let you have the crispers!"

by RealSpliffit March 8, 2014

creepy crapper

A person who says creepy, sometimes inappropriate things, and has a crappy sense of humor, but has no intention of bring creepy and no idea that they are inappropriate.

Yosniel called me a dirty little girl the other day, but that was only because I didn't take a shower. Then the creepy crapper laughed as I scowled.

by Sophia the carter May 16, 2016

Wood chipper

A person who consumes the sexual energy of men and leave s th a shambled, emotional wreck on the floor, not unlike a scattered pile of wood chips on the floor. see: Fargo.

Synonyms: man eater,

Usage: Kelly really fucked him up good. Just like they did to Mark and Tony. What a wood chipper.

by Deepderper August 14, 2017

Pat cropper

Someone who's an a hole

Have you seen that pat cropper, I hate her

That persons a real pat cropper

by LmaokekXD August 3, 2017

cock crippler

A fat chick that likes to get on top during sex. An obese woman that enjoys the cowgirl position in bed.

"That fat bitch Sarah tried to get on top of me last night after she blew me. She's such a cock crippler".

by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018

Crumpet crippler

The act of shitting out the digested remains of a crumpet, placing it on one’s hand, and slapping one in the genitals until they orgasm uncontrollably leaving them paralysed.

Steve, I’m horny. Give me a crumpet crippler.

by Scousebirdcoleen October 10, 2019

Booty Clipper

A classic alt account name for someone who got banned

Yo where’s booty clipper?

Nah bruh I got my death sentence reduced.

by franklin has had enough November 22, 2019