craig willacy

defender of blakelaw, snipper of dustys, crusader of ketamine

"you sniffed that much ketamine?! you are a real craig willacy!"

by Benlikeslily September 24, 2023

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Craig Donald

Australian national and international line dancing champion in the following categories ;
Waltz, Swing, 2-step, solo & tandom.
After an early childhood specialising in jazz ballet and Latin erotic Craig realised his passion for mesmerising crowds with his lighting fast hoof control. Born in 1837 he has defied the laws of physics and has been known to create his own electricity similar to that of Nicola Teslas famous plasma coil from the static electricity surges or 2-steps performed at an amazing 18,000 steps per minute (spm)

Why is there a hole in the dance floor there? Oh it was just from Craig Donald here last week

by Electrical jesus April 27, 2024

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Craig

A vindictive passive aggressive champion who seeks firm facts and absolute proof to take on entitled, self-important people... Like a Karen, but for the good guys!

Did you see how he wrecked that jerk client? What an absolute Craig!

by Starvictorious January 31, 2022

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Craig

A teacher that will seem nice when you first meet them but after a while will start annoying you to the point of wanting to commit scooter ankle or drink bleach

Mrs Craig just assigned us a 20 pg essay

by ExileGodMode May 24, 2019

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Craig

A white kid that has the resemblance of the danibals monkey. He does not appear athletic but he is very skilled at basketball and is very likely to be the next MJ. He is not very good at video games unless he wakes up feeling dangerous. His friend group usually consists of a token minority, a racist kid, a fortnite kid, a Christian boy, a kid who likes a certain girl who they don’t stop talking about, and a fucking moron who probably fucks his sister.

Aidan is such a fucking Craig.

by Shizz whizz December 14, 2020

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