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crappy crack

Crappy Crack is when you have wiped your ass after taking a crap earlier in the day.. As a result you spread your crap higher in your crack. When you use the toilet a second time you find that you have left a skid mark on the back of the toilet seat.
You have swamp and gremlin ass and you wiped it higher in your ass crack and you sit down on the toilet seat and leave a crappy crack (toilet seat skid mark).
by MAC1 August 21, 2006
mugGet the crappy crackmug.

coochie crack

The visible crack of your vagina.
Girl no one wants to see your coochie crack put on a bathing suit with more coverage.
by lyssa89 June 23, 2014
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Cracking a tinny

Opening and drinking from a tin can of beer
by J The Don October 14, 2010
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liquid crack

by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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False Crack

A Hawaiian slang term meaning a punch to the face and, from what I thought, often done without much more than a verbal warning at most. A surprise punch that catches the recipient at least somewhat off-guard.

Also just to "false" or getting "falsed"
Also "dirty cracks" or "dirty lickings"
Dey wuz arguing for so long until James jus wen false crack em!!!

He was talking shit so I falsed dat faka and he wen drop li' dat!!!
by JLiRD March 5, 2007
mugGet the False Crackmug.

refrigerator crack

the various contents of ones' refrigerator which causes you or your guests to helplessly return to it, craving it's delicious contents; such as dips of many varieties, desserts, hummus, or anything else your diabetic, hypoglycemic ass is addicted to.
+ Hey ummm....uhhhh. Buddy.... Whatcha got in there? Got anything good in there? I'll suck your dick for some melba snacks and smoked salmon dip!
-Dude! get the fuck off me. What're you on, Refrigerator crack?
+ Oh come on man, I need some. i need it. Come on man?
-All i got is jalapeno artichoke dip and some pita chips, but i really think you should go to the clinic and get some Snackwells. It'll be ok, just close the refrigerator and let go of the handle.
by Oso D'lyshus March 11, 2008
mugGet the refrigerator crackmug.

cracking

gesturing as if cracking a whip, as a means of advertising crack for sale
by VAKI5 August 20, 2003
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