A person who’s daily objective and lifelong passion is to consistently aggravate friends and co-workers without provocation or relief, to aggrandize the insignificant, to project the appearance of superior knowledge from hear say and restate as fact.
Crack-mites are relentlessly annoying and incapable of voluntary silence.
Crack-mites multiply at an alarming rate by attaching themselves to rumor, gossip and untruths.
Crack-mites multiply at an alarming rate by attaching themselves to rumor, gossip and untruths.
by Boo-HV August 16, 2017
Get the Crack-mitemug. by J The Don October 14, 2010
Get the Cracking a tinnymug. To have a second or third round of sex, where the penetration effectively loosens the crust formed by the previous coitus.
The morning after, Johny was so horny he had little choice but to crack a crustie and bone Mary before she showered.
by Mont the 3 legged dog December 20, 2010
Get the Crack a crustiemug. 
A Hawaiian slang term meaning a punch to the face and, from what I thought, often done without much more than a verbal warning at most. A surprise punch that catches the recipient at least somewhat off-guard.
Also just to "false" or getting "falsed"
Also "dirty cracks" or "dirty lickings"
Also just to "false" or getting "falsed"
Also "dirty cracks" or "dirty lickings"
Dey wuz arguing for so long until James jus wen false crack em!!!
He was talking shit so I falsed dat faka and he wen drop li' dat!!!
He was talking shit so I falsed dat faka and he wen drop li' dat!!!
by JLiRD March 5, 2007
Get the False Crackmug. the various contents of ones' refrigerator which causes you or your guests to helplessly return to it, craving it's delicious contents; such as dips of many varieties, desserts, hummus, or anything else your diabetic, hypoglycemic ass is addicted to.
+ Hey ummm....uhhhh. Buddy.... Whatcha got in there? Got anything good in there? I'll suck your dick for some melba snacks and smoked salmon dip!
-Dude! get the fuck off me. What're you on, Refrigerator crack?
+ Oh come on man, I need some. i need it. Come on man?
-All i got is jalapeno artichoke dip and some pita chips, but i really think you should go to the clinic and get some Snackwells. It'll be ok, just close the refrigerator and let go of the handle.
-Dude! get the fuck off me. What're you on, Refrigerator crack?
+ Oh come on man, I need some. i need it. Come on man?
-All i got is jalapeno artichoke dip and some pita chips, but i really think you should go to the clinic and get some Snackwells. It'll be ok, just close the refrigerator and let go of the handle.
by Oso D'lyshus March 11, 2008
Get the refrigerator crackmug. by VAKI5 August 20, 2003
Get the crackingmug.