cooter crammer 

Colloquial term for 'marital aids' or self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

cooter crammer by anonymous May 25, 2021

cooter flute 

Any object that a woman can insert into her vagina that may make her sing along in pleasure.

"Dude I caught her playing with her cooter flute yesterday!! "

cooter flute by Choach Poacher May 27, 2021

Cooter Fruit 

Kids. They are the fruit from a woman's cooter. Same as Crotch Fruit.

This restraunt would be a lot better if not for all these damn COOTER FRUITS running around screaming.

Cooter Fruit by Merkin Marauder June 1, 2021

Cooter Cuddle 

When two girls are scissoring but fall asleep

“I was with Lindsay last night and we were scissoring, but then this bitch fell asleep. I was not tryin to cooter cuddle.”

Cooter Cuddle by ScmellyZelly June 9, 2021

Cooter Mousse 

That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.

Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?

Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!

Cooter Mousse by Mousse Tracks July 17, 2021

Cooter-Man 

Man who gets large amount of cooter thrown at him

Cooter-Man is a menace

Cooter-Man by l4ljavs August 5, 2021

cooter joover 

The act of a man sucking aggressively on the vaginal opening during oral intercorse

'Yeah man i rocked her world last night i gave her the cooter joover

cooter joover by Jenry .C. Joover September 18, 2021