Converbation

When two people, seemingly involved in a conversation are actually engaged in an exchange of back-to-back unrelated statements or monologues.

Jill: Pink is like, my favorite color.
Jack: I like turtles.

Observer 1: Woah, Jack and Jill are totally hitting it off!
Observer 2: nah, it's just a converbation.

Converbation by Kraynmysky December 13, 2012

Nonversation 

small talk

I don't talk much, so most the time I just join a little nonversation

Nonversation by I _will_try_next_time April 11, 2017

yonversation 

A very boring conversation

I was stuck in a long yonversation with John.

yonversation by TTVCURLYTOEZ February 8, 2020

Donversation 

A pointless conversation desired by nobody except its initiator in which participants become unnecessarily invested.

After losing three hours of my working day to a debate about McDonald's breakfast options, I vowed to never again partake in one of Michael's Donversations.

Donversation by Mick Donny January 21, 2021

Commversation

It's when you have a conversation through comments(on Myspace), wall posts(Facebook), or something of the kind.

A combination of comment and conversation.

Tends to be very slow, and very open, as anyone can see them.

These conversations can last for weeks, as you don't tend to answer immediately.

Here's a recent commversation between me and a friend John:

JOHN said on 5-1-01: HEY man, how's it going? haven't heard from you in a while!

YOU said on 5-2-01: not too shabby. Yourself?

JOHN said on 5-5-01: Just got home from the girlfriends. almost seven months together bro. Scary.

Commversation by QwertyZeke July 27, 2008

Catversation 

A conversation held with a cat. Often an action done by someone quite lonely and therefore with no one else to talk to, but also possible to be done by a person who talks to much (i.e. likes to hear their own voice).

Alastair: Where's Mary?
Barnaby: She's at her house having a wonderful catversation with fluffy.
Alastair: Why are we even friends with such a loser?

Catversation by Catversationalist July 23, 2009

carversation

a conversation in the car

Did you hear their carversation?

carversation by you'redoingamazingsweetie February 27, 2019