College Candy 

Adderall or any other mental stimulant acquired through a psychiatrist that jacks you up for the purpose of studying or binge drinking.

She takes college candy? That's why she was able to drink so much!

College Candy by Joe Smith Jr. III part 7 October 26, 2010

college baseball 

The most forgotten and least viewed sport on tv

person 1: Dude, I got a job as a sports announcer!
Person 2: Really? For what sport?
Person 1: College Baseball
Person 2: Oh.... That's cool..... I guess.....

college baseball by heyitsgel69 January 7, 2017

college hunk 

an extraordinarily attractive and brawny man who takes special attraction to young, helpless high school boys, especially those who are ugly and refuse to give up certain "players"

You are ugly and will only get college hunks.

college hunk by Hunky Collegiate August 20, 2008

college humor

one of the premire websites for sex starved college students. a suprising amount of good links and columns for a bunch of no-talent, shitfaced, don't-know-piss-from-peanuts students.

1) I go to www.collegehumor.com everyday, because i like to see the near-porn pictures they post.
2) Nerd One: Hey, n00b!
Nerd Two: Sup, foo'.
Nerd One: Let's go to Collegehumor.com and wank off!
Nerd Two: To the seatbelt contest with boobies?
Nerd One: Of Course.

college humor by AntiSlash August 19, 2004

College Bro 

An alternative definition for the term "Wigger". College Bros tend to have large keg parties, emulate ghetto youth, and attend college. They often tend to hit on attractive freshmen girls, and are know to be very promiscuous.

College Bros tend to wear Abercrombie clothes, and an assortment of "bling" but the most common piece of clothing for a College Bro is a backwards (or sideways) hat, seen on most every College Bro.

The party last night had a lot of college bros so I had to leave.

Check out all those college bros hitting on freshmen girls.

That girl went home with a college bro, you know what that means.

Dang it, there are too many college bros here.

College Bro by lstud05 December 7, 2009

college monster 

a person who meets all four of the following criteria:
1) Your night life interferes with your day life.
2) You have an innate sense of, or taste for, beer.
3)You don't have time for a serious relationship.
4) You have more holes in your body than you had when you started college.

"Dude, that girl is such a badass!"
"Yeah she must be a college monster."

college monster by Marge December 13, 2004

College Town 

Slang for San Marcos, Texas, the location of Texas State University and a significantly more enjoyable place than College Station.

"I'm getting the hell out of New Braunfels and setting sail for a magical place called College Town!"

College Town by Brandy BandShoe October 27, 2008