Cognitive Molesting

gay fondled from a distance making hetero feel defeated

A man thought he knew it all about sexuality till he felt cognitive molesting.

by needed cooler slang May 21, 2024

Cognisurplus

1. A form of being ultracognizant where someone has an abundant amount of knowledge
2. When somebody possess an abundant amount of ideas

1. Albert Einstein had a cognisurplus of knowledge of math, science, and generally physics
2. Isabel Perry has a cognisurplus of ideas for games, books, and movies

by isabel perry May 23, 2024

Cogging

The act of tying your penis into a knot

Ryan started Cogging because he got tired of having an untied penis.

by gayfaggnuts June 1, 2024

Cognitive Dissonance

Matthew Hartke has a video on YouTube about how it explains Christianity but THAT'S TOTALLY A THING I SAID! CORRECT AGAIN! GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED! But ow... My great mind hurts- Do I have asprin or something?

Hym "Cognitive Dissonance as an explanation for Christianity is totally a thing I said... Just sayin..."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Cogging

The act of tying one's penis into a knot.

Matthew messed up the cogging process and lost all the blood flow in his penis.

by Dr. Cogsworth June 11, 2024

Cogging

The act of tying one's penis into a knot

Matthew messed up the Cogging process and lost all blood flow in his penis.

by Dr. Cogsworth June 11, 2024

cogsucker

One who overtly praises, admires, or kowtows to those with wealth and/or power regardless as to whether or not they gain any tangible benefit from doing so.

Brian "Liked" all of Elon's Tweets like the cogsucker he is.

by Cat-o'-Tonic June 14, 2024