cock nobber

one who nobs cock. an insult inferring that a person is a homosexual and/or just a cocksucking assface.

'cocknobber.'
'hey, fuck you man.'

by rayman April 5, 2005

pocky cock

coating the penis in chocolate to make it more like pocky

Girl: "I wanted him to give me pocky cock last night, but he didn't want to risk burning himself."

by Omar Churchill March 17, 2011

cock clubbing

To beat a defenseless animal to death in the wild with your erect cock

Neal was pissed off with the seagull so he went out cock clubbing its death was imminent

by Therealblund January 30, 2014

mask cocking

When a person wears their face mask and covers their mouth but leaves their nose hanging out and exposed.

People need to cover their noses too when they wear face masks instead of mask cocking with their noses hanging out.

by Frisco Bella May 28, 2020

Cock-Aid

When a guy finally admits to being gay, e.g. after getting divorced and logging on to Grinder

Yep, Brian finally drank the cock-aid and went on Grindr. He's been making up for lost time giving HJ's and blowies like they are going out of style.

by Sparty911 August 19, 2017

gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.

I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.

by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009

cock blockula

a social vampire of sorts. a guy who is so desperate to have sex that he will do anything within his power to make sure that you don't.

Man, I was at the bar the other night getting ready to take Susan home, when all of a sudden Ron, the "Cock Blockula" steps in with a story about his dog dying!

by bradlay July 4, 2008