CLit

"classy" and "lit" in one word

I wanted to make "classy" and "lit" one word and almost put "were gunna be clit"

by pointy knife November 19, 2016

blue clit

when a girl needs to get laid and doesn't. The female equivalent of blue balls

"man, Eric and I haven't fucked in so long I have blue clit."

by tap dat January 27, 2008

Clit Car

Slang for a very common type of car or automobile. In the UK for example something like a Ford Fiesta or Focus, in Germany a VW Golf or Mercedes A Class. So called, because every cunt's got one.

I just couldn't bear to buy a Clit Car, so I bought a Bentley instead.

by Jobsagoodun September 10, 2006

Clit-Ryder

1) A person who is constantly sucking up to and/or excessively complimenting someone

2) A person who obsessively talks about someone in a positive way.

3) Exact opposite of a hater

4) Someone who is generally on another person's jock

Example of Clit-Ryder:

The best possible example of a celebrity clit-ryder is the singer Kelly Rowland, who is constantly clit-ryding Beyonce and Tina Knowles (Beyonce's mother).

Example of usage:
Kelly Rowland needs to stop clit-ryding Beyonce and focus on staying relevant.

by chitown1984 March 24, 2009

Sucking Clit

The female equivalent of sucking dick. Ingratiating yourself to a female boss.

Now that Alberta has a female premier, all the law firms have become women's rights supporters ... they are sucking clit.

by W_L November 26, 2011

clit torture

when a clit is forced to get a clit boner amd played with for fun

ayo yets grab her and clit torture her

by datbooooiiiiiiiiii. November 26, 2017

clit bump

1. the female equivalent of a dick slap; 2. a rough vaginal thrust leaving a tell-tale mark on the recipient's face, often described as a dot between curving parallel lines, i.e. the 'butterfly' bruise.

Attributed to Seattle poet, Chris Edwards. Origin unknown.

2009

Dude, ask that chick if she'll clit bump you on the face!

Dick slapped or clit bumped?!

She took him out to the desert, asked for some oral, clit bumped him and left him with only his cell phone and the tell-tale bruise on the side of his face. Cold shit.

by Jonesy 319 June 9, 2009