clit lettuce

Excess skin in and around the vagina.

I done tore that bitch up, now all she's got is clit lettuce.

by Beef Brady January 16, 2003

clit-horse

1. A major fucking annoyance. (People or thing)
2. A term of endearment (Used once the familiarity of the person has exceeded the term "clit-dog" which MUST be used first. There are NO exceptions.)

1. That fucking clit-horse just cut me off! Where's my six gun?
2. Heya Clit-Horse! How's your mom? Still pregnant with my demon seed?

by Vaughn Smith January 5, 2004

clit staple

1. a compound insult often used to bring down a tool, faggot, loser, etc. (basically, any one who's a huge cocksucker)

2. some have said it sounds like a clit piercing

3. not really sure

4. the new ass hat/ass clown (this one is brand new and has not been overused yet. spread this shit so it reaches from coast to coast).

sam (jokingly): cliff, you're such a fag
clifford: what??
mike (completely serious): YOU'RE A FUCKING CLIT STAPLE
clifford: ::speechless, walks away, sulking::

1st dude: shit i heard she's goin into the city to get her clit stapled
2nd dude: stupid bitch should stop being such a slut. fucking ho ho.

random person: EAT SHIT CLIT STAPLE

by MIKE MINUS (a.k.a. mike shadows) July 9, 2006

clit head

some one or something that looks like or resembles a vagina or something of similar faces

that guy looks like my vagina he must be a massive clit head it looks suss. must be fishy....

by elona and dani August 6, 2007

Clit-forager

Someone that tries too hard to be liked. Or someone that makes finding a girl into an investigation.

"Hey do you know that cute girl's name?" "Back off clit-forager I saw her first!"

by Amagoi January 4, 2010

clit click

When two girls get along

I bet our moms would clit click

by Owww December 22, 2013

clit rider

when a dude has a sexual intercourse with a female teacher in order to get a good grade through scissoring with the man's anal hole and female's vagina. This is an intense intercourse that requires a lot of back action from the man and usually involves bouncing on the clit.

"Seb is such a clit rider!"
"Rob loves riding clit!"
"Erik loves when female's let him ride their clits!"
"Erik is attracted to big clits"
"Does clit size matter?" - "Yes!!!!!" - Erik responds.

by clitrider27 February 27, 2023