Clickbait Cancer

A youtube video with tits or sexy girls in the thumbnail used to attract views.

Bob: 'Did you like my video?'
Tim: 'No its full of clickbait cancer!'

by UnknownAddict June 9, 2016

clickbait

To use thy persuasion to reap the gaze of thou's congregation.

Goddamnit, I just got clickbaited on a youtube video. This isn't Minecraft sex at all!

by CashioKing April 27, 2020

Click Spender

An online shopper. Taken from "Big Spender".

My mom is a major Click Spender.

by Paul August 23, 2004

clicko

Similiar to a typo except that you just clicked the wrong box and sent someone a message meant for someone else, or bought something or signed up for something that you didn't intend to. Could also be used as an excuse

Dad- "Where did that Porsche 911 in my driveway come from?"
Son- "Sorry, I was surfing (ebay) and accidently hit "buy it now," my clicko!"
Dad-"you're so effed"

by Gengis April 28, 2008

clickerella

when browsing the intarwebs for information or opening a file on your computer and the link is slow: when you click on it, you begin to click multiple times over and over and over thinking that it will make the hourglass go away and bring up the program/website faster.

IT guy: Dude, that lady over in HR is at it again, she thinks that the network is down because she can't open her 500meg word document full of pictures and links. When I got to her desk she was clicking away faster than someone playing Halo.

IT Mgr: That right there is the definition of Clickerella.

by Hypo October 23, 2009

click boom splat thump

A longer phrase than fuck my life but means the same thing. Usually used after something very bad happens or someone says something bad. Can be followed by putting your index finger and middle finger in your mouth and moving your thumb..like your shooting yourself.

Girl 1: What would you do if I broke your dick in two pieces.
Guy 1: Click boom splat thump.
Girl 1: Same here!

by domkeboy November 25, 2010

click clacker

n. - television remote control

I already looked in the couch and I still can't find the click clacker.

by 666lbSquid November 28, 2010