thot cleats

white converses

she's wearing her thot cleats today!

by brogirls October 13, 2016

clart

To do/have nothing with no intention of doing so.

Q. "What you up to this weekend?"
A. "Clart!"

by Prof. Paul Esh December 18, 2007

chert

Another word for chode or durf.

Dude, your chert smells like big foot's dick!

by MVtaintlick1975 November 14, 2006

Certified Fresh

Something that is pertaining to being legit. For example you can be fuckin a girl that hasn't been around and still tight so their fore it is classified as 'certified fresh' or you can be sporting new gear such as shoes, clothes, or listening to brand new music that is off the hook, and it is considered 'certified fresh'.

1. Yo I hit it off with Suzanna last night she was certified fresh she hasn't been around like these other girls have!

2. Yo check out my new kicks and my new clothes man this shit just came in it's certified fresh!

3. Yo did you hear that new jam that just came off? That was bangin'! That shit is certified fresh!

by mt971x February 10, 2010

rarsta clarts

Dave Ives Church Worship Band

Dave ives band are propper rarsta clarts they are so cool

by Paul Shulver July 17, 2004

Certified beauty

A shitty guy who thinks he’s a decent guy and doesn’t have his own opinion everything he does is based on the opinions of “da boys”

My certified beauty: “I left this one girl at the dump lmfao”

Da boys : “finally she was a dyke”

by Sicky square July 22, 2019

Non certus Binary offspring

For those sensitive gender identity crisis prick.. i.e someone who was not sure if they had a gender or not..

Non certus binary offspring was just a gender joke between me and chingkhawl Valte.

by Kimitheterrible February 22, 2019