clean carl

The act of putting butter in a tube sock and beating someone in the face senselessly

Rick comes home with a hooker, so Nicole puts some butter in a sock and beats him in the face with it, thus performing the clean carl

by Mr. Astely August 14, 2011

clean food

Food that has been washed.

Bro #1: "Dude, that skinless chicken breast and broccoli looks pretty bland and boring."

Bro #2: "I gotta eat clean food."

Bro #1: "Cool, glad you washed it."

by snorkelman May 25, 2012

clean clicker

a person who types on a keyboard that has had water spilled on it

Cortney is a clean clicker while she is working at the office

by The Great All Knowing September 27, 2013

clean cutoff

When you're done pooping and have wiped your butt and you find no residue on the toilet paper you've had a clean cutoff.

Bill: Sorry I took so long. I had to take a crap.
Frank: Oh, yeah? How'd that go?
Bill: Fantastic! I got caught up on some Words With Friends games and I had a clean cutoff!

by captain7 May 25, 2014

Clean bangin

Northern Irish term for something being disgusting.

English- The weather outside is terrible.
Northern Irish- clean bangin out der

English - That smells is horrible.
Northern Irish - That smells clean bangin

by Masseyfergusonby&johndeerehey August 21, 2014

Clean Talk

The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.

Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard

Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider

Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey

Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.

*not proven clean talk

by got balls? May 16, 2014

Clean Nig

A wealthy black man who is practically white. He sends his children to a preppy boarding school. He drives a BMW. Is well kept. Wears suits to work. Speaks like an average white man, and generally doesnt follow any sports teams.

Greg: Yo you see that Clean Nig who moved in down the road??
Mac: Yeah man he drives a nice car.
Greg: I know hes such a clean nig

by Hippieman2 May 12, 2015