Clearing my History

The double entendre figure of speech referring to the process of actually clearing your computer history/cookies and a masturbation session that results in an orgasm.

Im sorry im late for drinks guys, but i was "clearing my history".

My wife and kids were home, i was rapidly "clearing my history".

by ponzi_joe June 4, 2013

clear-mindedness

The ability to combine clarity with flexible, rational thinking, so that not only does one see things as they are, without the obscuration and distortion caused by preconceived notions and beliefs and illusory realities, but sees everything in its proper context - as a part of a greater whole - and always considers the likely consequences of what one sees, and of actions that one might take. Also, clear-mindedness involves the ability to routinely observe and be holding up to scrutiny the thinking process itself, so that one looks out for factors and influences that may be interfering with one's thinking and gaining of understanding of what one observes, and seeks to rectify or work around those difficulties.Clear-mindedness is thus both very deeply aware and very (flexibly) focused and practical - i.e. it is a very grounded state.

clear-mindedness-fundamental consciousness (who I call no-soul people, which is not at all a pejorative description), who can make some sort of subsequent use of what they have seen and experienced, and who do not become attached to the experiences and seek to keep returning to them. I was one such person. When I had cannabis experiences ( to many to count lol), they opened a powerful window on my hidden creativity and ability to live in the present and enjoy to the full each experience as it arose. I knew intuitively that these experiences were showing me capabilities and potentialities in my mind, and my task is to leave cannabis behind and work through various means to open up those potentialities so that my mind will become every bit as expansive and creative as in the cannabis experiences - indeed much more so - and fully under my own control, without need for any further drugs or 'props'.

by Roneill813 December 7, 2013

clear as mud

Not clear or easy to understand at all.

My geometry teacher's explanation of the Pythagorean Theorem was as clear as mud.

by computiNATEor December 27, 2015

Cleabing

To make use of the clit, act with it in personal ways.

I have been cleabing all week because my boyfriend is away.

by DaddyYards March 9, 2018

Ghetto Cleaning

Ghetto cleaning is when you find a dirty article of clothing you want to wear, and instead of washing it, you spray it down with fabreze

"Dude, didn't you wear that shirt two days ago? You already cleaned it?"

"Naw man, I just went ghetto cleaning this morning"

"You smell like lilacs"

by RobPes March 21, 2009

tutty clean

Getting a blow job.

Hey bro where did u go last night? Oh I just went to get my tutty cleaned by some whore.

by jayson74 April 14, 2009

Pre-clean

Doing light cleaning before the cleaning lady comes to preserve your image or keep her from seeing how you really live.

I've got to pre-clean my house so my cleaning lady won't see all the condom wrappers and beer.

Friend A: I'll have to meet you later, I have to clean my house.
Friend B: Why?? Don't you hire someone?
Friend A: Yea but I gotta pre-clean so they don't see how messy I really am.

by dirty113 December 21, 2009