Cincinnatti Nick

The Cincinnatti Nick takes place when a man uses bulk 10W40 oil to lube two pieces of sandwich bread, then inserts his penis between them. The Cincinnatti Nick is then served up with jizz mayonnaise to an unwitting female while she is asleep on his futon.

Mr. Gers served his unconscious prostitute a Cincinnatti Nick sandwich last night, and she didn't charge a dime!

by wetwillywednesday June 20, 2011

cincinatti handshake

when someone(i.e. your neighbor's kid) offers you their hand and its full of poo.

My neighbor's little baby walked up to me offering a cincinatti handshake, a handful of something. As I looked closer I realized the texture looked strange and I suddenly saw that she had a handful of shit.

by frankinscense March 4, 2010

Cincinatti Seasection

A sexual act when the guy is giving it, but not getting enough pleasureso he cuts open her abdomen with a small knife and whacks off inside.

guy 1: that sick perv gave allice a cincinatti seasection

guy 2: ewwwww! thats gross!

by chill_bro_27 February 22, 2009

cincinatti eggroll

when your eating someone's asshole and you get a tongue full of shit and it tastes so foul it makes your tongue curl up into itself resembling an eggroll

last night jose was arrested for receiving a cincinatti eggroll from his 12 y/o cousin.

by loridin64corvair January 19, 2009

cincinatti soft spot

When one penetrates a pregnant woman to the extent that ones jebend becomes lodged in the soft spot of the unborn foetus' skull, increasing the child's propensity to develop a distinctly concave forehead

Dopey- Whats up with Carl's forehead?
Gil- I heard his mum was taking it from some black guy during her third trimester
Dopey- Ah the old cincinatti soft spot ! Actually I think that may have been me, my bad
Gil- ROFL

by Chuck Rambo February 22, 2008

Cincinatti Backrub

When A Man Deficates On A Woman's Back And Rubs It In With Hiis Asscheeks

Broo iGave My Girl Such A Good Cincinatti Backrub Last Niqht

by StraiiqhtGMuthafucka January 20, 2010

cincinatti bow-tie

Oral sex (female on top position) on a woman who is on her period.

The Cincinatti bow-tie is when a woman, who is on her period, sits on the mans face so that her clitoris is in line with his mouth, thus placing the vagina in the neck area. During the "deed" she leaks blood which trickles down his neck making a "cincinnati" (RED) bow tie mark. (He didn't know she was on her period until he woke up the next morning with a Cincinatti bow-tie.)

by Kevin S. McKay January 6, 2008