choad

A common misconstrued slang word originating from a confused noun version of the actual word chaos.

It was a choad of a song, with no actual structure the musicians continued to ride it on the sheer reaction of the audience.

by J. Corinne Gordon May 27, 2003

Choad

Any type of food that ends up tasting like fucking shit...

Dood those waffles tasted like a choad...

by Crazy*Nazi November 12, 2003

Choda

a choda is a female chode, thanks to ray he came up with it & everyone should use it like that.

Sarah is such a choda !

by Mirranda May 2, 2008

choda

A female who is absolutely clueless when it comes to the dating game. She is 30lbs overweight and has stray hairs sprouting up all over her face and chest, and she wonders why men aren't attracted to her!
aka The female version of a choad

Eva the choda was out at 2am with her girlfriends at Mel's Diner. "Pass me the Cole Slaw" she said, as she stuffed it down her pie hole and continued to bash men with her gfs. At the end of the meal a piece of bacon got entangled with the hairs on her chin. It was a fun time for all.

by Woooooo! June 10, 2009

choader

An individual in possession of a choad, either iterally or used as an insult.

Poor fellow, turns out he's a choader.

Get the fuck out of my face you choader!

by Big Pete December 3, 2003

choda

hairy area between amber's asshole and 1 inch dick

Gurian constantly scratches his choda while teaching.

by Alex October 18, 2003

choda

the stereotypical jock, someone that gives you a hard time.

"Ah fuck that choda deffinately gonna throw something at us"

by hypnotik May 16, 2008