When you put hair removal cream on your bum hair.
Then next time u go toilet, poo it off.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca
Then next time u go toilet, poo it off.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca
How did you get your anal hair off?
Well, Ciaran said he did a “HAIRY CHEW” yesterday and it pretty much cleared it off ”.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca.
Well, Ciaran said he did a “HAIRY CHEW” yesterday and it pretty much cleared it off ”.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca.
by TizzleJaWizzle43 February 18, 2024
Get the Hairy Chewmug. An overdressed track-themed street car with that distinct later generation Nissan-Z engine amplified to sound like Chewbacca when he's agitated. In Star Wars, the Wookie costume must have felt overdressed while wearing it. The car also looks a bit chewed back with some exaggerated feature like excessive camber preventing the ability to have more than two tires flat on the ground at a time. This may be a fuel-saving feature in a straight line, but tire wear is far more expensive, and maybe the it corners more like an inverted motorcycle with such a stiff sway bar.
Still, the owner deserves props for not adding an oversized spoiler which might actually be necessary for sweeping corners at aircraft speeds.
Still, the owner deserves props for not adding an oversized spoiler which might actually be necessary for sweeping corners at aircraft speeds.
Car-"Uhn-Droahrgoahrgrohedrodrodroh!"
Neighbor-"Fix your muffler, Chew-Bac-Car !"
Driver-"My friends think it's funny!"
Neighbor-"They laugh behind your back, wookie-boy!"
Neighbor-"Fix your muffler, Chew-Bac-Car !"
Driver-"My friends think it's funny!"
Neighbor-"They laugh behind your back, wookie-boy!"
by Sperloid July 22, 2021
Get the Chew-Bac-Carmug. A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.
guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)
by guy that yes February 18, 2024
Get the Shocking Chewing Gummug. by uk girl September 15, 2008
Get the arse chewedmug. Friend: How is your relationship progressing with your girlfriend?
Person with gf: We haven't had sex yet but last night, I was chewing cloth.
Person with gf: We haven't had sex yet but last night, I was chewing cloth.
by John Rook July 17, 2020
Get the Chewing Clothmug. by Javier Joaquin taco dude July 14, 2024
Get the Scrape it off the ground and chew itmug. When a girl is riding a guy and half way through sex she puts in a dip and spits a load of chewing tobacco on the mans chest and genitals for extra lubrication.
Lenny couldn't believe his eyes when Emma reached to her desk to put in a wad chewing tobacco while she was riding him, she then spit the tobacco all over his chest and genitals because they were out of lube. Lenny was so happy that Emma gave him the Charleston Chew.
by Jenkem69 February 26, 2019
Get the Charleston Chewmug.