captain wreck-a-ho

Dude (or Chick) that takes someone for everything they got, breaks em off and breaks their heart! On to the next one..

Hard to believe he settled down, back in the day he had a new bitch every week. They called him "captain wreck-a-ho"!

by Jdilla March 2, 2017

Captain Nemo

Certainly the greatest anti-hero ever found in a book. Created by Jules Verne, Captain Nemo is the captain of the submarine, Nautilus. Tortured by a tragic past, the murder of his entire family (including his kids), Nemo promised justice upon the oppressed people of lesser nations. While on the fight for vengeance, Captain Nemo explores the ocean and collects a wealth of knowledge about undersea life and the ocean. Captain Nemo is also known for playing a pipe organ within the parlor of his sub while watching the sea through a massive window.

With fire in his eyes, Captain Nemo ordered the sub to surface , and flying through the ocean at full speed, he steered the Nautilus toward a massive iron-clad steamship. As the prow of the Nautilus ripped through the hull of the warship like a knife through cloth, the submarine slowly dove back into the murky blue depths.

by Narwhals Everywhere August 23, 2017

captain vietnam

Fictional superhero that could beat captain America.

Who can beat captain America? Captain Vietnam

by Dickface_ud November 18, 2017

CaptainFactfucker

Similar to captain obvious

A self evident asshole who thinks they've proven something new only for it to have already existed

Tim:Hey guys

Sam:what

Tim:Did you know turtoise couldn't swim

Sam:Duh captainfactfucker

by 1-800-fuckoff December 2, 2017

Captain America'd

When you longbottom so hard you don't look like yourself pre-puberty, much like how Steve Rogers didn't look the same pre- and post- serum.

Damn! That's Jerry from high school? I didn't even recognize him! Puberty Captain America'd his ass

by orbitalUncertainty April 7, 2018

Captain LongSack

A guy whose balls are able to to the water at the bottom of the toilet.

“Oh my god my balls just touch the water in the toilet”
“Man that guy must be Captain LongSack.”

by lil swervy March 30, 2019

Captain Scott Has Left his Sleeping Bag

A phrase used to describe the state of the penis.

When an uncircumcised penis head rolls out of the foreskin.

Derived from the explorer, Robert Falcon Scott who ventured to Antarctica in 1912.

Ryan: Aw red alert mate
Josh: What?
Ryan: Captain Scott has left his sleeping bag

by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019