A pasty dude who stalked a girl for the whole first movie, then scarred her for life by telling her that he’s a vampire and that he watches her sleep.
by TurntechGodhead413 November 10, 2020
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Person 1: “why did the chicken cross the road?”
Person 2:”I don’t know, why did the chicken cross the road?”
Person 1: “because it wanted to go to kfc”
Person 2:”that was a cullen”
Person 2:”I don’t know, why did the chicken cross the road?”
Person 1: “because it wanted to go to kfc”
Person 2:”that was a cullen”
by anonymous January 8, 2021
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Get the Edward Cullen mug.The act of eating someone out on their period while in a vampire costume, storing the blood in your mouth, and then letting it leak out of your mouth like a vampire. Traditionally done as a fun festive activity on Halloween.
“Dude, that costume party your girl threw was epic!”
“Yeah, I gave her an Edward Cullen after the fact”
“Yeah, I gave her an Edward Cullen after the fact”
by sex haver June 19, 2021
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