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Cedric

Probably the best human to ever live. If you ever meet one you should bow down. Women love him and mom's fuck him. If you ever see a Cedric make sure to look down because you will never see a dick as big as his. A Cedric is also amazing at athletics, academics, technology, engineering, and pretty much every other good thing. He is also very sexy, hot, kind, smart, fast, and just all out amazing. Nobody has ever had anything bad to say about a Cedric.
Cedric is like a hot sexy god.
by Rain Maker Child May 26, 2022
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Celery

Common slang for girls for referring to even they are on their period.
“Sis I be eating celery, got anything?”
by {[Amelia}] June 9, 2022
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cedar park high school

HOT GUYS HOLY JDJEJESJ
me:did u hear about filip johnquavious the 3rd omg he is so hot
you: well duh he goes to cedar park high school
by alyssaparisi June 13, 2022
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cedar holler

A real uncouth human being. No common sense nor acceptance of normal social behavior.
Our cedar holler neighbors are totally oblivious to social acceptance and normalities.
by Longhorn1973 June 28, 2022
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Cedric Disch

a small guy with 2 face-emotions, who doesn't like presentations and supports PSG.
"Oh this Cedric Disch!"
"Where, I can't see nobody?!"
by cedrictrash September 5, 2022
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cedrhyl

You're such a CEDRHYL!!!
by king_jjguac January 1, 2023
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Celery-whack

1) To whack one’s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isn’t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and you’re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools
Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.

Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out
by Dick-shunry March 3, 2023
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