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Carson

A mushroom looking man that brings bad luck
Never date a Carson.
Person 1) who’s that mushroom
Looking man?

Person 2) Oh, that’s Carson.
by Urmom2009 November 7, 2021
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Carson

She is a beautiful brunette, brown eyed girl, who is sometimes perfect and she is funny and you love to be around her! Carson is also athletic and loves her friends and family!!
by literallythebestever November 13, 2021
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Carson

He's an amazingly sweet guy, he's differently a mamas boy. But don't we all want that in a guy. And when your with him he differently hits different. He''s funny and always joking around, he can't be serious for the life of him. If you have a Carson hold on tight he may seem a bit to funny but we all need to laugh at some point.
Girl#1: is that carson?
Girl#2: OMG yes,

Girl#1: Imma go talk to him
by Unknown to most November 17, 2021
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carson and derek

Underground badass kids that do crazy shit and live life to the fullest while apart of the underground duo group atk.
Damn bro that’s carson and derek
by ATKINTHISMF February 1, 2022
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Carsonism

Carsonism is the religion that revolves around worshiping Carson aka God himself. Carson holds a very strong power that no other regular mortal could ever posses. He is God and is the one to follow in life. He does as he pleases so you better make sure to please him.
"Hey have you heard about Carsonism?" "Yeah i have actually, im joining their ceremony tomorrow." "Great, cant wait to see you there."
by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 30, 2021
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sliding on carson

you mom having an threesome with your friend who's name is carson and his uncle
Mom you did sliding on carson!!
by bigboysus February 22, 2022
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Carson G

this man is so incredibly sexy and hot. If i was told that there was a new kid at school and his name was Carson G, I would instantly climax. Theres no such thing as a man with a longer peen and a more beautiful body than someone named carson g. I want any Carson G to have my kids.
Oh My Gosh That Guys is so hot, hes such a carson g
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