Carsoning

In honor of Ben Carson, 2016 presidential hopeful, to carson is to be so unaware of pleasure or act during intercourse, you either forget where you are or you fall asleep.

I have a bad knack of carsoning, I've fallen asleep on my wife the last four times.

by snasa July 4, 2016

carson dueck

A child who doesn't under stand English

"Gosh, you're such a Carson Dueck"

by Jube Jube September 12, 2017

carson southern

Friend of Tyler Stauffacher, one day wants to be a successful game maker with Tyler. He is a badass.

carson southern, more like actual carrot.

by Real_UrbanDictionary September 7, 2017

Carson

Carson(noun) A person who habitually lies due to deep-seated insecurities. Typically, a Carson exaggerates or fabricates stories to appear more confident, successful, or interesting to others. The term is often used to call out someone who consistently distorts the truth as a way of masking their self-doubt or inadequacies.

Don’t believe what he said about meeting that celebrity; he’s such a Carson. He always lies to make himself look cooler.

by brosbeforehoes321 August 14, 2024

Carson

Carson’s are cute, funny, tall and athletic. he’s so kind and has such a beautiful soul, carson is the type of guy that you want to take home to meet your family. He makes you smile and just looking at him makes your whole face turn red. You would do anything for that boy no matter what. Your heart is filled with love for him and you never want to lose someone like him.

Oh my gosh did you hear who she was dating?
no who is it?
She’s dating a Carson!

by oppsonmelefttoright December 9, 2023

Carson

a guy who likes to video game and doesnt get nearly enough sleep because of that. a carson usually likes junk food and is willing to take every chance they get to stay home from school, if they go to school still.

bro my friend is pulling a carson (staying home when not sick and dont have appointments)

he is so pulling a carson

by urbanjeffjef June 19, 2023

carson

a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.

Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?

Yeah he’s such a good friend!

by Bignoosa September 23, 2023