Roman candle

When one guy; or multiple men insert their testicles in a woman's vagina. Much like the balls in the tube in a roman candle

Hahaha. Dude. First ever roman candle. It was weird with 3 other guys. But she had fun

by Hachet420 July 2, 2011

roman candle

the act of deficating into the upper portion of a water filter there by muddying what they call the candle or filter.

" i think i got giardia from that roman candle"

by bosse September 16, 2005

Irish Crotch Candle

When you smother your pubic area with Vaseline and light it on fire and masturbate

"So what kind of stuff are you into daddy"

"Irish Crotch candles mostly ;)"

by Tyrone the negro donkey February 1, 2017

candle in the wind

The act of deadbeating to hot girls named Donna in necrofantasies. Dumbass who never had the balls to talk to Donna and is now regretting it.

guy 1: Wow he's candle in the winding it again.
guy 2: What a dumbass! Donna rejected him so long ago! May she RIP.

by CosIFeltLikeIt November 15, 2011

candle treatment

when a man unleashes a very large unhumanly amount of jizzum on or around ones face

damn that chick just got the candle treatment .... i feel soooo bad for her!!!!!

by zach and scott June 14, 2008

candle scandle

a little thing or problem that pisses a girl off greatly

man- hey dude did you sleep with that chick?
man 2- nah dude it was a candle scandle

by elsanchokirky April 3, 2010

carled

The act of being violently murdered over anything less than 20 dollars, such as Carl from Grand Theft Auto does.

Jim: My friend was just killed!

bob: over what?

Jim: I think he got carled

Bob: bummer

by SQUISHYMAN June 15, 2010