Callum

MASSIV PENIS

Callum has yes very big

by BigDICKCallum March 29, 2023

Callum hathway

Goon master edge session very goon edging

callum hathway was gooning

by sigmamaleedgmaster June 4, 2024

Callum

Callum is a name that means enormous boobs on a man.

"I don't like him like that, but Callum's really pretty."

"Callum? Doesn't that name translate to Big Boobs in english?"

by toyflyer August 2, 2024

Callum-posting

The chronic habit of posting painfully mundane, oddly specific, and questionably profound WhatsApp statuses that nobody asked for—but now we all have to live with.

Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches

• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher

• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”

“Man acts like he’s the main character in a Netflix indie short every time he posts. Stop the Callum-posting”

“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”

by Cally420 March 27, 2025

Callum Interstelar

The one gay guy in the friend group who grabs your genital but you like it so you dont tell him to stop and before you know it your going down on him like the second tower went down

"You know that Callum Interstelar guy?"
"I sucked Callum Interselar dry yesterday"

by Diomandminor April 19, 2024

Callum

Callum is such a cutie with a baby face, Callum's tend to have hot sisters.

i caught callum railing his sister in the primary school toilets

by Sinep 8==D April 28, 2024

Callum

Elin's boyfriend

Person 1: "Hey that's callum"

Person 2: "No. That's Elin's Boyfriend"

by callumharty May 19, 2024