Callum G

He has a questionable mullet, is gay, has a small pp, has a tight bumhole, and should be in 1st basketball, likes big sweaty men and getting dunked on so the opposition's sweaty balls run across his face.

Arnold: Callum G is such a sussy baka
River: Yeah I'm, he likes big sweaty nuts being dragged across his face
James: Yo me too!
River and Arnold: Stfu James u homo

by Jetmatich February 09, 2023

Callum easton

A lovely and gentle man, who mews, but did once say he'd fuck Rosie

Omg callum easton

by Shaio March 19, 2024

callum austin

a young man with a large cock , bit of a cunt but u cant help but love him

bloody hell are you talking to callum austin

by shitfacexoxoxo January 06, 2022

Callum Edens

Mild rectal itch characterised by an intense feeling of foreboding.

I've got a big Callum Edens coming on.

by Obidexterous May 05, 2011

Callum O’Suglivan

Silly boy who jumps on trampolines

Wow that’s callum o’suglivan

by Your biggest fan January 21, 2018

Callum Thomas

A simp for any girl named Ria

Stop being a Callum Thomas for that girl

by Blaine8676 October 12, 2020

Callum duncan

A spotty little femboy who hides his skirty wurtys under an oculus box and his boon arm is incompatible with his house

callum duncan is such a fag

by mixnerl March 20, 2024