Elitist clickbait

The phrase used by the New And Improved Environmental Protection Agency when referring to articles about demonstrable facts in science.

That article about anomalous warming and human-caused climate change is just elitist clickbait.

by Desertphile October 26, 2017

Freudian click

When you click something automatically because of repressed sexual thoughts.

It was such a Freudian click when Oliver clicked that "cuck porn"-link just now

by freutenstach May 4, 2018

Dick Click

When you go on Omegle and you see a dick and you hit skip.

This guy was stroking his dick on Omegle so i dick clicked him.

by moistdoors June 13, 2018

false click

When you think you read all the signals and clicked with somebody, when in fact they have no romantic interest.

Man I don't know what happened, we hit it off, talked all night, and even touched hands, but she has not text back.

Bro I understand but dude you had a false click.

by theway146 August 21, 2018

congo clicker

a offensive term for a person from the congo that makes clicking noises to speak

that darn congo clicker is making annoying noises!

by blackmagicboi September 1, 2018

Shameless Clicking

the dubious art of a fake headline that leads you to a Glow sale.

wow, Glow and their shameless clicking are hilarious

by lyzuhhh September 9, 2018

knee clicker

Someone whose knees click when they walk or run

Ciaran's knees click whenever she walks, she is such a Knee Clicker

by MegaHawk June 7, 2019