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When someone is so thick that the word chunky fails to describe how thick they are.
hey Jason, how was that big heffer you banged last night?

Omg, she was so chanky that I thought I would suffocate
Chanky by The Bubble Guppie December 24, 2019

danger crank 

the act of masturbating while crying and simultaneously creating a situation where one is likely to be caught
while having a crank he yelled MUM! and the danger crank was born

Dusty Crankshaft 

When an old man blows his load in a girls face and all that comes out is dust;therefore pissing the girl off
The girl was pissed at the old mans dusty crankshaft when he blew his load.
Dusty Crankshaft by deichert June 14, 2008

Crank Skanks 

The most badass female bike gang ever.
Crank Skanks will rape your dad, piss on your christmas tree, and eat your children for breakfast. Then, the

Crank Skanks will rip your pants off and repay you with sexual favors.
Crank Skanks by crankyskank#2 September 1, 2009
an alchoholic drink consisting of cranberry juice and cheap vodka.
Cisco- "Can you believe Chris got drunk at the party?"
Tommy- "what was he drinking?"
Cisco- "That Cranka drank"
Cranka by Meggs901 December 3, 2010