craig

craig can be bought for seven dollars on ebay. he is top quality and never in stock.

i heard someone was selling craig on ebay!
how much?

seven hundred cents

by iishark May 9, 2022

Craig

Craig is an entity/entities that transcends the limits of human perception; Like the concept of “God”. Craig will sit atop its golden throne on the sun and pass judgment on those who defy its set “Laws of physics”. Craig will on occasion choose a mortal vessel to observe and/or interfere with our world and has caused many monotheistic religions to flourish throughout history.

To defy Craig is to deny nature.

I swear to Craig if you do not stop...

by Craig_is_God June 21, 2020

Craig Nicholls

Shit at Battlefield

Craig Nicholls is shit at Battlefield

by Mr Facts ftw September 11, 2021

Craig Shafto

the typical definition of a nonce in everyway possible

that guy is acting like a craig shafto

by njp31 January 18, 2023

Craig Matz

A failed attempt at flexing nuts; huge chochbag, small wiener.

Person A:Hey go find out how to shoot the pan in the backyard.
Person B: Hey quit being a Craig Matz

by Craig Matz August 5, 2021

Craig

Craig is the best sex partner you can dream of, he will fuck you till you can’t move anymore and think that god has snatched your soul

My whole day was bad untill I seen Craig

by Big Jenny November 23, 2021

Craig

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I am going to Craig you!

by Big guy lover May 9, 2021