Loud Clicking

Annoying as fuck

Christopher Brown loves loud clicking like a whore

by Cumm ass June 09, 2021

Click-bitch

One who subtly or shamelessly self promotes their website.

That guy monetized his comments on my blog post. He's a real click-bitch.

by OneThirdNerd November 22, 2017

Click Crabs

Viruses, Malware and other Invasive or Data Collecting Files that are attached to links* provided by users in online forums and social media. (Reddit, FB, X, Quora etc.)

*Includes Click Crabs contracted from the websites or anything associated with the link.

"I was on Reddit last week just lurking around r/sluttysingles. Not being a creepy prevert and definitely not "abusing the primate" (yea right... Prevert!)... I "accidently" clicked a link in one of the posts and I got the Click Crabs! Now My email and phone never stop. My computer keeps crashing and I have 238 friend requests from gorgeous young women on FB that need help flying home cuz grandma is sick.

by 88888889999999 March 27, 2024

clicked a pen

An idiom, generally used when referring to teachers, describes when a person looks extremely mad at someone else or yourself, and they (in their head) "click a pen", ready to write someone up, or explode on the offender later.

Did you see the way Mr. Rogers was looking at me? He totally just clicked a pen in his head.

by BlockBusterNG February 26, 2022

Pen Clicking

When you are in your classroom taking an important assessment. You masturbate to relieve the stress of the tough exam. As a coverup for the fapping noise, you click your pen at the same tempo as your sneaky strokes. Therefore covering up the noise.

Hey Maximillian, did you end up passing that exam?
Yes! But there was no way I could have passed it without Pen Clicking!

by Dr. Tip June 02, 2024

Jedi Mind Click

Buying something online that you can't, or don't want to explain.

I didn't mean to buy all that porn. Someone must have performed a Jedi mind click on me.

by RenGVL December 28, 2014

click-up chicks

this is when men are on the internet trolling social networking sites to have an arsenal of attractive womens' headshots on their pages with hope to voyeur, admire the headshots, and/or actually meet the women.

Last Friday, I got two "friend requests" from men I don't know. After some wall posting, it became clear they were trying to click-up chicks.

by JonesToTheGrindstone.com April 21, 2009