Chack

Crack Hoe Ass Chinky Kinky-myster

I met this CHACK in a crackden Jamalia and he was a total Crack Hoe Ass Chinky Kiny-myster man.

by Chamal Jaak January 11, 2009

cackhanded

Someone who is cackhanded is lefthanded, and hence a clumsy fool who can't write or use a knife and fork properly.

My sister is cackhanded. It's really annoying because you can never find righthanded scissors in the house despite the fact that 3/4 of my family are righthanded. I'm sure she chucks them away as a result of her bitter twisted resentment of the fact she's not normal.

by RH Rule August 15, 2006

clacker

irish for testicles, balls, or gonads

I was gonna kick him in the clackers

by beccabee charmer May 8, 2008

clacker

It was a cereal made by General Mills and marketed in the New York area during the early 1970s. The most famous advert featured Dracula leaning toward a young girl's neck saying,"bluh -- I want to suck your Clackers." A google image search should bring up a picture of the box.

Bluh! I want to suck your CLACKERS.

by England phi beta gamma July 22, 2007

cackalacker

A slang term for a calculator that sounds suspiciously like a slang term for a penis.

Customer: Excuse me, I'd like to buy a cheese log. How much does one cost?

Clerk: Hold on, let me whip out my cackalacker.

Customer: Well, I never! (Storms out of store).

Clerk: (To himself). I'm not good at math.

by j. alders October 23, 2009

Kamala Cackle

The hideous witch-like cackle laugh our Vice President utters when she cannot answer "hard questions". Also used to show her callous indifference.

Q.: Did you hear what V.P. Harris said when she was asked if she'd visit the Southern Border? A.: All she did was smile and give her hideously famous "Kamala Cackle" and avoided a direct answer.

by LostInASeaOfLibtards June 27, 2021

cack dock

A place to dock (park/insert) your cack (penis)

My cack dock is clean and open...slighty.
A place for you to dock your cack.

by fattyfatninja May 4, 2010