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watties can

A cheap and stingy form of food found in a can that can be purchased from your local grocery store for about twenty-five cents. Usually eaten by people who are less fortunate aka the 'stingy' or 'poor' people of this world. Can also be used as a funny insult...
Jake#: "I hate you. You are such a loser!"

Keith#: "Yeah whatever man, you're so poor that you eat Watties cans for dinner each night!"

Jake#: "Ouch.."
by smartdevil69 January 10, 2009
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ash can

Master Tom: Meet me by the ash can.
by Prince Pepper September 6, 2010
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Can Opener

Whoa, dude! That was some can opener! How about opening the window?
by J. Michael Reiter August 5, 2004
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hasan can

Hasancan is a very very very very hot and sexy person. The girls want sex with him

Hes very intilligent so the girls are attracted on him
Oh my good it is hasan Can
by Kentuckyyfree December 30, 2016
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Tuna Can

A penis which resembles a tuna can i.e short and fat. Another word for a chode basically.
Damn i bet that fat twat has a TUNA CAN.

That Paul Wilson could'nt get it up me he's sure got a TUNA CAN.

Dude i just TUNA CANNED that whore last night.
by N33ks January 12, 2009
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Canned Ass

Nickname for a pale skinned, parasitic, liberal twot. She is a ho, if you have the dough. Don't fall hard for her after you pump a load in her snapper, she has a habit of jumping from guy to guy in a heartbeat. I would also like to add that she gives lousy blow jobs(so-I have been told).
*See: Candace In Brockport/Ghettos-ville Rochester.
by J.R. Cahoon June 28, 2004
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Can of Sunshine

can of sun·shine

n.

Any container that contains a propellant that can be abused by persons addicted to inhaling such substances. So named for the infamous woman, Allison, on the show "Interdiction" who was addicted to breathing in the propellant from air-duster cans and stated, "it's like I'm walking on sunshine".

Can also be referred to as, "a sunshine can"
I'm depressed my gf dumped me for playing WoW instead of calling her on her bday. I need a can of sunshine

Dude, your computer case is a nightmare; you bust out the vacuum cleaner, and I'll hit it with a can of sunshine.

Hey, check this: I can totally freeze shit with my can of sunshine!
by Echo Pryce January 15, 2010
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